ABOUT

THE

DESIGN

ER more than you could possibly care to know

I'm a biology student at Binghamton University in NY.

I'm typically a happy guy, but sometimes it's tough being optimistic. Like when a dog bites. Or a bee stings. Pretty much any time I'm feeling sad. But then I just think of a few of my favorite things...

COLOR
purple

FICTIONAL CHARACTER
odd thomas

SALAMI
genoa

POSTTRANSCRIP-
TIONAL MODIFICA-
TION
5' 7-methylguanisine cap

LYRIC
you've gotta swim
don't let yourself sink
just find the horizon
i promise you it's not
as far as you think

OCTOPUS
Hapalochlaena lunulata

TRAFFIC SIGN
wrong way

GRAPHICS FORMAT
that's like choosing between chocolate and coffee

TMNT
donatello

NITROGENOUS BASE
thymine because it's elitist, folks

PHASED-OUT TERM
brontosaurus. bring it back!

INSULT
your face!

EAR REGION
middle. the cochlea is overrated

ELEMENT BY NAME
antimony

ELEMENT BY SYMBOL
Si, mucho gusto

ELEMENT BY FUNCTION
carbon because it's clearly the best

TIME KILLER WEBSITE
colbertnation.com

SPORT THAT ISN'T
dodgeball

SPORT THAT IS
uh...s.p.u.d.?

EDAD
vienticinco, until next november

RIGHT NOW
dog is chewing on my arm

BE RIGHT BACK
taking her out

TEA
blueberry green okplsthx

SHOES
converse

SNOWBOARD
153

EAT TOOL
fork

EXCLAMATION OF SURPRISE AND ALARM
ooo!

POSTTRANSLA-
TIONAL MODIFICA-
TION
none of these are as fun to say as methylguanisine

DOG EAR
floppy

MOVIE GENRE
super-gory zombie horror
...and romantic comedy

EMOTICON
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